One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
Learning Part
The author plays with the word "berg"
Autograph = Person's signature
Slap = Sharp hit with hand
Astonish = Sudden amaze
Sank = Past tense of sink means slow go down into water/ submerge
Forefather = Ancestor / family member in the old time
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Inportance Things For Doctor
In an anatomy class, a professor teaches his students with the real dead body.
Every students stand around the surgery table. The dead body lie there covering by a big white blanket.
The professor starts teaching " To be a good doctor, there are two important things that everyone of you have to keep in mind. The first one is NEVER FEEL DISGUSTING WITH THE BODY"
The professor then open the blanket and slowly poke his finger deeply to the dead body's anus, spin the finger and suck it right in front of the students.
The professor said to everyone "do it Hurry!"
The students are all feeling very disgusting with the bizarre example but they all decide to do it just to satisfy the professor.
After everyone is done, the professor strongly stare at everyone and said out loud.
"Well, the second important thing for being a good doctor is that "BE OBSERVANT." If you noticed it you would see that I poke my middle finger in the anus but suck my index finger!!"
Learning Part
The students did not realize that the doctor use different finger so they all got fooled by him and suck the finger they use to poke the anus (yuck!!)
Anatomy = The science of body structure and organism
Surgery = Medical Operation
Disgusting = Highly offensive with something
Poke = Push or jab
Bizarre = Extremely unconventional style or manner
Observant = Quick to perceive or apprehend
Middle finger = Second finger between index finger and ring finger
Index finger = Finger next to thumb
Every students stand around the surgery table. The dead body lie there covering by a big white blanket.
The professor starts teaching " To be a good doctor, there are two important things that everyone of you have to keep in mind. The first one is NEVER FEEL DISGUSTING WITH THE BODY"
The professor then open the blanket and slowly poke his finger deeply to the dead body's anus, spin the finger and suck it right in front of the students.
The professor said to everyone "do it Hurry!"
The students are all feeling very disgusting with the bizarre example but they all decide to do it just to satisfy the professor.
After everyone is done, the professor strongly stare at everyone and said out loud.
"Well, the second important thing for being a good doctor is that "BE OBSERVANT." If you noticed it you would see that I poke my middle finger in the anus but suck my index finger!!"
Learning Part
The students did not realize that the doctor use different finger so they all got fooled by him and suck the finger they use to poke the anus (yuck!!)
Anatomy = The science of body structure and organism
Surgery = Medical Operation
Disgusting = Highly offensive with something
Poke = Push or jab
Bizarre = Extremely unconventional style or manner
Observant = Quick to perceive or apprehend
Middle finger = Second finger between index finger and ring finger
Index finger = Finger next to thumb
Another StoRY
Hai ALL!!!! Irrashaimasen~~!!!!
Ok, nk citer pe myeh.... ok, IKIP International College nie, leh dikatekan, besh laa sket, sket.... Cz time KPS, dorang dk phisiologi "IKIP BESH!!!", ader jerk thredmark tuh, tp x besh sgat pown, bole laa, avverage..
Time sem 1, ak ambik 6 sub, tersebut dgan name singkatan lec die..
Methodology Pemprogaman - Cik Sue
Aplkasi Komputer - Puan Haz
Logik Digital - Puan Haz
English Prophency (x wti eja) - En. Zaf
Tamadun Islam dan Tamadun Asia (TITAS) - Ust. Fadzli
Mathematics 1 - En. Miqhdad
Theater Club (KOKU) - Cik Nas
ar... tuh laaa subjek yg ak ambk, dan mgulang 2 subjek, HUa3!!! T-T!!!
subjek paling besh, Aplikasi Komputer ngan Method laaa, cz cnang n happy,..
Sem 2 lak... (zone bru nk insaf
)
Programming 1 - Cik Sue
Mathematics 2 - Cik Ain
English Comunication - Miss Eleena
Statistik - En. Miqhdad
Subjek UM
Logik Digital n TITAS...
HAAA, subjek membace memang blur.... xtao nk mengimputkan data untk subjek membace lam otak nie camne, hadoyai.... rate2 ramai xske subjek membace, knape ek??? ak pown x tao knape ak xske subjek membace, padahal mnde tuh cnang jer kowt, just bace...
Kalu untk logik digital lak, nie kes x berkat blajar kowt, cz ak kuat tido lam kelas logic nie, gehe, pas2 plak, ak tido time lec tuh mgajar topik2 pnting, lagi la ak blank
... gaha3!!!!!
dengan keputusan sem 1 dapt, da msuk sem 2 baru la nk insaf sket2, sket~~~
x leh harap tol laa ak nie....
ok, tue jer tok ari nie... hak3~~~~ see u again...
Ok, nk citer pe myeh.... ok, IKIP International College nie, leh dikatekan, besh laa sket, sket.... Cz time KPS, dorang dk phisiologi "IKIP BESH!!!", ader jerk thredmark tuh, tp x besh sgat pown, bole laa, avverage..
Time sem 1, ak ambik 6 sub, tersebut dgan name singkatan lec die..
Methodology Pemprogaman - Cik Sue
Aplkasi Komputer - Puan Haz
Logik Digital - Puan Haz
English Prophency (x wti eja) - En. Zaf
Tamadun Islam dan Tamadun Asia (TITAS) - Ust. Fadzli
Mathematics 1 - En. Miqhdad
Theater Club (KOKU) - Cik Nas
ar... tuh laaa subjek yg ak ambk, dan mgulang 2 subjek, HUa3!!! T-T!!!
subjek paling besh, Aplikasi Komputer ngan Method laaa, cz cnang n happy,..
Sem 2 lak... (zone bru nk insaf
)Programming 1 - Cik Sue
Mathematics 2 - Cik Ain
English Comunication - Miss Eleena
Statistik - En. Miqhdad
Subjek UM
Logik Digital n TITAS...
HAAA, subjek membace memang blur.... xtao nk mengimputkan data untk subjek membace lam otak nie camne, hadoyai.... rate2 ramai xske subjek membace, knape ek??? ak pown x tao knape ak xske subjek membace, padahal mnde tuh cnang jer kowt, just bace...
Kalu untk logik digital lak, nie kes x berkat blajar kowt, cz ak kuat tido lam kelas logic nie, gehe, pas2 plak, ak tido time lec tuh mgajar topik2 pnting, lagi la ak blank
... gaha3!!!!!dengan keputusan sem 1 dapt, da msuk sem 2 baru la nk insaf sket2, sket~~~
x leh harap tol laa ak nie....ok, tue jer tok ari nie... hak3~~~~ see u again...
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
What Panda Does In Cafe...
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door.
"Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation...
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door.
"Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation...
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
IM BACK!!!!!
Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu!!!!
Gehe3~~!!!!
Setelah sekian lama, kini khu kembali... Bosan nie, mlam2 xleh tdo.. So ak teringat laa ak ader blog.. HAK3!!!!
ok.... Kehidupa ak skrg meyh.... Erm, OK, dlu ak der citer sal KPS an.... Kursus Perintis Siswa... Dan kini ak da ader blajar kat Kolej Tersebut...
Ak skrg da sem 2, mahu stgah xthon x update... hui ya allah...
Ak student IkiP-UTM, ngan pointer 2.62 (Sem 1, UM 2 Sub.)...
Ak mengambil Jurusan Diploma Sains Komputer (Teknologi Maklumat), dan bole laa pegi ak nyer programing tuh.... Besh giler wat coding untk programming nie... Kejap ssah, kejap snang... Macam2 laa, cam ADD MATH.. Baek PunyA!!!
OK.. Tuh jer.. NNty ader update agi... kowt.. hak3!!! jaaa NEE!!!!
Gehe3~~!!!!
Setelah sekian lama, kini khu kembali... Bosan nie, mlam2 xleh tdo.. So ak teringat laa ak ader blog.. HAK3!!!!
ok.... Kehidupa ak skrg meyh.... Erm, OK, dlu ak der citer sal KPS an.... Kursus Perintis Siswa... Dan kini ak da ader blajar kat Kolej Tersebut...
Ak skrg da sem 2, mahu stgah xthon x update... hui ya allah...
Ak student IkiP-UTM, ngan pointer 2.62 (Sem 1, UM 2 Sub.)...
Ak mengambil Jurusan Diploma Sains Komputer (Teknologi Maklumat), dan bole laa pegi ak nyer programing tuh.... Besh giler wat coding untk programming nie... Kejap ssah, kejap snang... Macam2 laa, cam ADD MATH.. Baek PunyA!!!
OK.. Tuh jer.. NNty ader update agi... kowt.. hak3!!! jaaa NEE!!!!
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